Photographers girlfriend leads him around the world.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
HE WON’T MOVE
you’re worried about that??
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A PENTAGRAM PAINTED ON YOUR TABLE
its a devils trap, not a pentagram! once a demon is inside the circle, it can’t leave. the implication is that the OP’s cat is possessed by a demon.
i’m meeting ed sheeran oh my ginger jesus
cries for an eternity
first time meeting a famous person
im getting free lunch, out of school, to see ed sheeran live, to MEET AND TAKE PICTURES WITH HIM OHMYGOD
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
Remember when someone decided Pluto wasn’t a planet and people got really angry