kingcheddarxvii:

dotolithesigh:

GIRAFFES ARE JSUT DOGS WITH LONG NECKS

*giraffe voice* woof how are you

(Source: balanophagist)

aneta-jackoff:

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

What dog?

(Source: voldegort)

(Source: stilltryin)

Photographers girlfriend leads him around the world.

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: magicul)

firstguardian:

marauder-midnight:

deanlovecastiel:

HE WON’T MOVE

I’M SCARED

you’re worried about that??

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A PENTAGRAM PAINTED ON YOUR TABLE

its a devils trap, not a pentagram! once a demon is inside the circle, it can’t leave. the implication is that the OP’s cat is possessed by a demon.

doctor-wats0n:

• here’s some happy reminders about some john green novels in case u forgot
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(Source: soliloq-uy)

silentlydrawn:

leepaced:

if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices

#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long

Joe could get it and all of Genovia son

(Source: breadmayne)

i’m meeting ed sheeran oh my ginger jesus 

cries for an eternity

first time meeting a famous person

im getting free lunch, out of school, to see ed sheeran live, to MEET AND TAKE PICTURES WITH HIM OHMYGOD

inbroadwayvalley:

littletrenchcoatangel:

i think i have literally spent my entire life trying to understand the relationship between lenny and carl on the simpsons

i mean it’s been 16 years and i still don’t know what’s going on there

These are the questions that we need to be asking. 

ofsherlock:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(Source: perseues)

walkered:

I propose a new cover

(Source: celiakeenan)

Remember when someone decided Pluto wasn’t a planet and people got really angry

(Source: apriki)

(Source: edwardsheeran)